Christmas Vacation and Other Funnies

• (as her finger tenses up and she can't get it to move) Mom! My finger just randomly stopped!!
• If Spongebob lives in a circular pineapple then why are all the....corners?
• Adam: An awkward face? What does an awkward face look like?
  Molly: You're looking at it! WAIT!
• Adam: I'm going to buy Asia because I have THAT MUCH MONEY!
  Molly: Oooh! You should buy China too!