Molly: I want to get a tattoo of a star right here *points to wrist* on my 18th birthday.
Me: That's so overdone. I don't think you should get a tattoo unless it has significant meaning.
Molly: In that case, I should probably get bacon.
Me: ....*blink*.....
Sunday, June 26, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Molly Lately
Molly and I were sitting in the mall food court with our mom. I had gotten some raspberry iced tea that I ended up not liking, so a few minutes later when Molly told Mom she wanted tea, I offered her mine, to which she replied:
"I don't want your vintage tea!"
"You know that tree, the one that looks like this *flexes arm*? I kind of think it looks like it's going to smash the car like a bug with its giant tree fist."
"I remember on my 10th birthday, all I wanted was boobs."
I was trying to open Molly's new RED cd and having no luck, Molly takes the CD and calmly opens it and hands it back to me.
Molly: Here.
Me: Why would it open like that?!
Molly: Because the rest of the world isn't stupid.
I was telling my dad a LeBron James joke about how he doesn't have a 4th quarter, Molly doesn't get why it's funny and says very matter-of-factly:
"Well why don't they sit him out for the first quarter and just have him play the last three?"
Molly walks out of her room and states to the house:
"I have lost my mustache! If you see it, I would really like to have it back!"
"I don't want your vintage tea!"
"You know that tree, the one that looks like this *flexes arm*? I kind of think it looks like it's going to smash the car like a bug with its giant tree fist."
"I remember on my 10th birthday, all I wanted was boobs."
I was trying to open Molly's new RED cd and having no luck, Molly takes the CD and calmly opens it and hands it back to me.
Molly: Here.
Me: Why would it open like that?!
Molly: Because the rest of the world isn't stupid.
I was telling my dad a LeBron James joke about how he doesn't have a 4th quarter, Molly doesn't get why it's funny and says very matter-of-factly:
"Well why don't they sit him out for the first quarter and just have him play the last three?"
Molly walks out of her room and states to the house:
"I have lost my mustache! If you see it, I would really like to have it back!"
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Funnies from Molly's Sweet 16
Anyone who has been watching this blog knows that Molly has been away for the past 2 weeks on a nannying job watching a 10 year old, 7 year old, 5 year old, and a 3 year old. However, this past Thursday myself, my parents, and Molly's two good friends Sammii and Rachel went down to Decatur to surprise her for her 16th birthday. Here are just a couple funny moments from that awesome day.
*as she is practically inhaling her soup at Olive Garden*
Molly: *sets down her spoon abruptly* I just realized that I can eat at a normal pace because I don't have children to run after.
*I look out of the corner of my eye to see Molly stick her finger into my Blizzard and get a big scoop of ice cream which she then plops in her mouth:
Me: I know you did not just...
Molly: *nods while laughing hysterically*
Me: There is no excuse for you...
Molly: It's my birthday, if I want your ice cream I'm darn well going to have some.
*the girls see a man in yellow pants, a green shirt, and a red hat*
Molly: That's how gnomes are dressed!
*as she is practically inhaling her soup at Olive Garden*
Molly: *sets down her spoon abruptly* I just realized that I can eat at a normal pace because I don't have children to run after.
*I look out of the corner of my eye to see Molly stick her finger into my Blizzard and get a big scoop of ice cream which she then plops in her mouth:
Me: I know you did not just...
Molly: *nods while laughing hysterically*
Me: There is no excuse for you...
Molly: It's my birthday, if I want your ice cream I'm darn well going to have some.
*the girls see a man in yellow pants, a green shirt, and a red hat*
Molly: That's how gnomes are dressed!
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