Molly and I were sitting in the mall food court with our mom. I had gotten some raspberry iced tea that I ended up not liking, so a few minutes later when Molly told Mom she wanted tea, I offered her mine, to which she replied:
"I don't want your vintage tea!"
"You know that tree, the one that looks like this *flexes arm*? I kind of think it looks like it's going to smash the car like a bug with its giant tree fist."
"I remember on my 10th birthday, all I wanted was boobs."
I was trying to open Molly's new RED cd and having no luck, Molly takes the CD and calmly opens it and hands it back to me.
Molly: Here.
Me: Why would it open like that?!
Molly: Because the rest of the world isn't stupid.
I was telling my dad a LeBron James joke about how he doesn't have a 4th quarter, Molly doesn't get why it's funny and says very matter-of-factly:
"Well why don't they sit him out for the first quarter and just have him play the last three?"
Molly walks out of her room and states to the house:
"I have lost my mustache! If you see it, I would really like to have it back!"
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