How to Train Your Sister (to believe in Dragons)

I am burning incense that is "Blood of the Dragon scented" and Molly complains that it smells weird
Me: You're just jealous because my incense is made of of dragon blood.
Molly: REALLY?!
Me: Yeah, cause dragons are real.
Molly: Oh, yeah...

Things My Sister's Friends Say, V.1

Molly: I have such a small butt.
Me: I know, I've known you for 16 years.
Neves (Knee-ev-is): *to me* You're 16?
Molly: No...I am....

Things My Sister