25 May 2011

Molly is currently gone on a two-week nanny-ing job, so I'm sorely lacking the funnies that she spits out on a daily basis. I do, however receive one or two via text message. For example:

Molly: Little kids with fat rolls make me sad.
Me: Lololol What?!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Molly: Mark Twain? Didn't he write Moby Dick
Me: No...

Molly: They ordered one too...not..many..?
Me: One too few....
Molly: Yeah, what yu said.

A Few Not-so-Recent Quotes

*while watching tv*

Molly: Ooh! I want that pretty blue drink!

Me: .....I think that's a fish bowl....

Molly: *sadly* Oh...

*while Molly is taking a pre-employment math test*

Me: What?! The answer is not 412 ounces! What kind of crackhead math are you doing?

Molly: Home school math....

Molly: Wait....aren't there 12 commandments?

Me: *blink....blink....stare....*

Molly: I FOUND THE PORT-A-POTTIES!!!

Molly Kaye

     Hey! I guess I should start out by introducing myself and the author of all the wisdom that will grace this page. If you have read any of my blogs you know that my name is Larra, I'm an art student entering my second year of college, and when I'm not at school I live with my mom, dad, six cats, three dogs, two birds, four sea monkeys, and my little sister, Molly who is entering her Junior year of high school. She loves Jesus, elephants, texting, the murals I paint on her bedroom walls, and visiting me at school. The thing about Molly is that she basically says the greatest things ever. Seriously, this kid is the most unintentionally hilarious person EVER. So, I have decided to immortalize Molly's greatest quotes on the internet, in blog form, for all of you to enjoy. 

Me and Molly at the McDonald's near my school.

 Molly on vacation in Florida last Spring.

     So, basically, enjoy. Laugh your butt off. Laugh so hard you cry and ruin your eyeliner, that's what I do. I hope you have a jolly good time at the expense of myself and my ridiculous sister/best friend. 

All our love, Larra and Molly (who is sitting right beside me....texting...;)