Molly: Ooh! I want that pretty blue drink!
Me: .....I think that's a fish bowl....
Molly: *sadly* Oh...
*while Molly is taking a pre-employment math test*
Me: What?! The answer is not 412 ounces! What kind of crackhead math are you doing?
Molly: Home school math....
Molly: Wait....aren't there 12 commandments?
Me: *blink....blink....stare....*
Molly: I FOUND THE PORT-A-POTTIES!!!
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