Christmas Vacation and Other Funnies

• (as her finger tenses up and she can't get it to move) Mom! My finger just randomly stopped!!
• If Spongebob lives in a circular pineapple then why are all the....corners?
• Adam: An awkward face? What does an awkward face look like?
  Molly: You're looking at it! WAIT!
• Adam: I'm going to buy Asia because I have THAT MUCH MONEY!
  Molly: Oooh! You should buy China too!

We're Back!

My sophomore year of college was hectic to say the least, you may already know that if you've been keeping up over at Adventuring as an Artist, which resulted in 0 new posts for you, my readers, and that just sucks. So here are a few gems for you that Molly has come up with this past year and what has been of the summer, in addition to some funnies from my other family and friends.

Me: You know Molly doesn't believe in agreeing with anything anyone says.
Molly: That's not true!

Mom: *picks up a "loves me, loves me not" scented plug in* What does that smell like? Disappointment?


*while Molly is choking on her Starbucks*
Me: Don't spit it out! That was expensive!


Little girl at the Amtrak station: One time I rode a horses and I was not even sick!
Me: Um....that's good


Valeri (my roommate): What would you do if you turned on the light and there was a wild animal in our room?